i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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