There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I CAN MOONWALK!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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