I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm passing your future prison.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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