Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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