The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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