it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
