saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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