I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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