My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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