Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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