You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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