This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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