Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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