bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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