break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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