...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
