question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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