he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My ass is underappreciated
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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