I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This gyro tastes like lonliness
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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