question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Bring me that man meat
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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