It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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