My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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