id be glad to
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
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