there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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