Buhtt sex?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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