i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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