Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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