O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do herpes really smell.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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