He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I am naked and annoyed.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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