thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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