it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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