I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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