I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize