I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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