Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she told me i tasted like america
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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