i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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