omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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