Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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