ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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