:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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