D3 body, D1 cock
Nicole vs. Life
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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