i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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