just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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