i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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