I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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