Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Randomize
