You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...