he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I believe in your delicious
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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