Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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