I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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