Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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