Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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