Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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