Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You can't special order awesome
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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