you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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