Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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