yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
