im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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